I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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