Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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