You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Houston, we have a blender
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Randomize
