what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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