i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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