She's JV to your varsity
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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