im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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