You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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