On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
worst night to have a conscience
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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