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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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