so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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