So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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