you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i think i scared a bird with my dick
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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