You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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