Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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