I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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