I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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