I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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