Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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