Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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