oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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