i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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