so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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