This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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