so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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