Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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