I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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