You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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