Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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