Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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