redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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