My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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