Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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