I'm really into asian looking animals
Me. At least after what I've been through.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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