Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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