I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it's like heaven, but drunker
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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