Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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