I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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