Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i would punch a child for taco bell
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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