fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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