in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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