I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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