Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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