oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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