Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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