How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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