If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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