Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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