Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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