Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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